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The Gateways club was a noted lesbian nightclub located at 239 King's Road on the corner of Bramerton Street, Chelsea, London, England. It was the longest-surviving such club in the world, open by 1931 and legally becoming a members club in 1936. In 1967, it became for women only. It closed on Saturday 21 September 1985 after a period of only opening for a few hours each weekend.
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Thomas William Rutland is a British Labour Party politician who has served as Member of Parliament (MP) for East Worthing and Shoreham since July 2024.
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Wild Wings is a 1966 British short documentary film directed by Patrick Carey and John Taylor and produced by British Transport Films. In 1966, it won an Oscar for Best Short Subject at the 39th Academy Awards.
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