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{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}

{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}

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{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}

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{"fact":"The first commercially cloned pet was a cat named \"Little Nicky.\" He cost his owner $50,000, making him one of the most expensive cats ever.","length":140}

{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}

{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}